can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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