Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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