Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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