Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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