i don't like sucking hair
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
50% drunk capacity currently
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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