Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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