You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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