Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
That accounts for only three of the penises
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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