In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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