I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize