So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
one two three fourrrrnication!
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize