how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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