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My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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