I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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