Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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