Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Dignity is for republicans.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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