You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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