Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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