I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
