just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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