my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Randomize
