Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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