White coat. Heels.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
