He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
