Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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