He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
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