so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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