you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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