Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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