I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
porn star boner night. come get it.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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