you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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