What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So vagazzling was a success
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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