It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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