Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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