I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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