youre lurking in front of me
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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