Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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