yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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