Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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