Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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