two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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