Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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