You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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