I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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