I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Randomize
