idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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