that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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