Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Randomize