I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
There r osticjed everywhere
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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