I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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