oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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